Dear Humans,
I must apologize once again – I forgot to ask The Warden for my second laptop time yesterday, to give you my Friday update. And after leaving you with such a cliffhanger!!!
As many of you have probably…
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Belated Thursday Update
Dear Humans,
Here is your Thursday update. My apologies for the delay, but when your favouritest shows up, you do not waste time with internet prose!
Thursday did not begin well. I resumed my 6am whining, interspersed with barking. The…
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Dear Humans,
I apologize for not sharing my tale of woe today, but one of my favourite humans (even favourite-r than you) came for a visit, and it was literally Christmas. I also might have done a kangaroo hop (or…
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Macie's Wednesday Tail of Woe
Dear Humans,
It is Day 70 of my incarceration.
The Warden had nothing to do this morning, so planned on a nice sleep-in. Well, I wanted none of that. I began singing the song of my people shortly after sunrise…
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The Lab's lab results are in!!!!!
Hey everyone, it's Alyssa here (I know, I know, I'll hand it over to Macie shortly, sheesh!). I just wanted to let everyone know that Macie's lab results are in, and it's actually THE BEST POSSIBLE DIAGNOSIS (the one I…
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Monday Macieness
Dear humans,
I have been informed that today marks the half-way point before taking out my staples. And yet, there is only one day left of sedatives. Mother is weeping.
Coincidentally, mother also received a call from Staples about a…
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Sunday Macie Update
Dear Humans,
It is day 49* of my incarceration.
[*Ed.: Here we have an example of an unreliable narrator – it is only day 7. I trust that readers will make note of said unreliability when interpreting her comments about…
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Saturday's Tale/Tail of Woe
Dear Humans,
It is day six of my imprisonment. I do not know how many more days I shall be kept in my cell and halo of torture. [Ed.: nine more days, nine more impossible days]
I haven't even been…
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Friday Macie Update – by Macie, of course...
Hi everyone! I've been told my fan club wants a trilogy. Well, watch your wishes, suckers, because my staples don't come out until the 13th, and I am BORED, Bored, bored.
After The Human took her laptop back yesterday, my…
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Macie provides the Thursday Macie Update
Thursday Macie update – written by me 🐕🦺, because I'm feeling better, and Mom is currently lounging on the fainting couch, moaning something about I'm going to be the death of her, and is it too early in the day…
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